Ticketmaster = greedy crap master

I'm going to see the Fratellis in a couple of weeks and I just bought my tickets. Awesome, they're only $25. What a deal! $8 per ticket for convenience charge? That's crap! It's not a convenience when I have no choice but to use ticketmaster. $5.15 order processing charge? What the hell is that? I buy stuff online all the time and no one ever charges me for the act of processing my order. $2.50 for the privilege of printing my tickets using my own paper and ink?! What the hell ticketmaster? I hate you so much! The two $25 dollar tickets ended up costing $73.65... nearly a 50% mark up!