Monday, February 04, 2008

Fear! Berets! Boom!!!

There are terrorists out there and they won't rest until they blow up a cute little girl with a beret. There are a few ways that you, yes you - average citizen - can help. One, be on the lookout for guys in black hooded sweatshirts. Two, tell the closest police officer if you see a close up of someone's eyes turn all red and creepy-like. Three, and most importantly, don't forget to bring your fear with you to the polls. If you don't vote properly, the terrorists will blow up that cute little girl!

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